See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

queering you into oblivion. yes right now

Mia/Link/Majora ~ 20 ~ Any Pronouns ~ Aromantic ~ Sapphic ~ Multi Fandom ~ if it seems like im taking a long time to reblog/answer a question im probably at post limit again ~ ive been told i come across as sarcastic but i want yall to read what i say as though i am sitting in front of you with the most earnest expression you can imagine ~ pfp credit: @lin-of-the-linkverse ~ Edelgard deserved a better route than Crimson Flower (and dont get me started on verdant wind. claude deserved better as well) ~ Be excellent to each other my Dudettes, my Dudes, and my Nonbinary moods ~ Problematic Fave: Envy from FMA ~ all posts are ok to interact with unless otherwise stated ~ yes i really do look like caspar von bergliez

song lyric prompts (feel free to send some to me to add! my inbox is always open :) : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qKQ18r5qQBPoBwnL25uzqz6mDA8mbuJF4s29wxQEf7M/edit?usp=sharing

recipes i created by messing around with ingredients cus i find that fun: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GsggLac3tzCJJsV3PzlQ9lmKwGqD_4BlEzOefPrsVNw/edit?usp=sharing

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almostandrogynousdonut

thebenrey

what i want to say: fandomification of twitch streamers is a highway to hell. making a ‘fandom’ for a specific person or group can easily be a slippery slope to idolization and the intense parasocial relationships you see in young teenagers obsessed with people like dream. being a fandom and being a community are two extremely separate things. a community is not centered around one person, but it’s a group they have cultivated that can support each other.

what i say: if i ever see a pastel catboy wayneradiotv edit in earnest i’m killing god

almostandrogynousdonut

localrobosexual

literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

thewarmvoid

Hate to be the guy who takes this post very seriously but the reason bosses don’t like this and don’t encourage it is because what follows is talking about wages and treatment at work and then unionizing lol

scarbordoefair

So I finished Nona. This is the funniest thing Tamsyn Muir could have done.

tlt ntn spoilers

vulpixwithwings

memecucker

You can’t ship that the characters have too large a gpa gap which means it’s a power imbalance

mansplainmanipulatemalewife

#there acttually shouldn't be ANY major differences between characters bc there's an imbalance. #now if I can show my first perfect unproblematic ship. first have you heard of the onceler

[Via @bugjams]

tastyfren

an-eccentric-devil

I think more people need to learn the phrase "I don't know enough about that to have a strong opinion" its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations

an-eccentric-devil

its ok if you actually do know a lot about the thing and/or have strong opinions about it btw. you can just lie

pnfoutofcontext

phineas-and-herb

WIBTA if I sold the farm I started without my wife's say?

I (54M) recently emptied my wife (50F) and I's bank account to start a local bunny farm. I was very careful to get all the proper accommodations for the rabbits, build a proper hutch, tons of hay, and a huge sign to advertise our business. The last thing to do was get the rabbits, but this somehow slipped my mind. When my wife came home and saw the new farm, we didn't have any rabbits yet so naturally she exploded at me. I tried to protest that I didn't "forget" to get the rabbits, I was just gonna get them last, but she wouldn't let me speak. Suddenly, a rouge hot air balloon crashed right in front of my eyes onto our property and fell right on my wife (she was completely uninjured) but the hot air balloon basket was overflowing with rabbits. I told my wife she should apologize to me, and while she never did, she did seem a bit more accepting of the farm now that we were fully stocked with rabbits. But now I'm being offered a handsome sum of money for the farm, and I desperately want to take it. I figured since I'm the one who built and stocked the rabbit farm, that I can make this decision on my own. I even have a great idea of what to do with the money I'll make from selling the farm - I'm gonna start a van rental business, so even though we won't have the farm anymore, we'll still have a steady source of income. WIBTA if I sold my lucrative bunny farm to buy a van rental place?